missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

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I love kissing. If I could kiss all day, I would. I can’t stop thinking about kissing. I like kissing more than sex because there’s no end to it. You can kiss forever. You can kiss yourself into oblivion. You can kiss all over the body. You can kiss yourself to sleep. And when you wake up, you can’t stop thinking about kissing. Dammit, I can’t get anything done because I’m so busy thinking about kissing. Kissing is madness! But it’s absolute paradise, if you can find a good kisser.
Sufjan Stevens on kissing (via galactci)

(Source: alwaysincluded)

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decoyreindeer:

basedgosh:

a national hero

omg the shoes

All the dogs I see at work just try to eat bees. This dog is a hero!

decoyreindeer:

basedgosh:

a national hero

omg the shoes

All the dogs I see at work just try to eat bees. This dog is a hero!

(Source: goodassdog)

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bittergrapes:

dimplezdaydream:

remyd13:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

wocinsolidarity:

I don’t know about you but I saw Nicki Minaj’s recent posts on Instagram as commentary on the clear double standard between displays people’s reaction of white and black women’s sexuality. The last picture, the newly released cover of her new single “Anaconda”, has received some backlash for it’s display of Nicki’s behind. 

Thoughts??Comments??

The comparisons to her are just unparalleled.

the media is afraid of big booty

Reblogging for that last comment ^^^

For a minute there I thought that Nicki was doling out judgments of the women’s butts, like deciding which ones were good or not, and deeming them merely acceptable and not fantastic. 

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#GirlsCan: Women Empowerment | COVERGIRL: Girls can’t? Yes, they can. Rap, be funny, be off-the-wall, rock, be strong, run the show, make the world a little more easy, breezy and beautiful. (x)

(Source: rickyancey)

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gradschoolvixen:

dorkly:

Who Knew it Was Possible to Get a “Cute” Death Star Tattoo? 
Redditor mayflowers5 decided to show her enthusiasm for planetary destruction and life-long monogamous relationships in one beautiful gesture.

AWESOME

gradschoolvixen:

dorkly:

Who Knew it Was Possible to Get a “Cute” Death Star Tattoo?

Redditor mayflowers5 decided to show her enthusiasm for planetary destruction and life-long monogamous relationships in one beautiful gesture.

AWESOME

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